Arlington, Massachusetts!
No Serious Incidents
Now, you might be saying "Duh, no news is good news, isn't it?".Well yes, but not in this this case, stupid. Notice the word "Serious"? First of all, there have never been a serious incident of any sort in this town's history! And secondly, that means that any incidents reported were to stupid and whiney to make it into the listings. Oh, if we could only know what they were.